FOR MASTER HELTON

It's not as bad as it looks.........or is it?

Everything tastes better on a giant red ball.

I didn't know Hannibal Lechter had a concubine.

Beer coozie's are for pussies!


Why is this woman so happy?


This man is wanted for date raping an inflatable woman.

MR. WHITEFOLKS

Anything goes when it comes to ho's!
Pimpin' ain't easy!

JUST LIKE MY MAN, LANDO!

"Nothing is Smoother Than an Ice Cold Bottle of Colt 45, It Works Every Time."

SKEEBALL RULES

I suck....but
It's fun when your drunk.

LAND HO!

Me being a silly goose in Honk Kong.

MONDAY AT THE MOVIES

I just love an empty movie theater.

No people makes me happy.

Nice and quiet.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

It is way too hot to sit in a courthouse all day


7 hours sitting in a very uncomfortable chair surrounded by dozens of slack-jawed idiots!
My ass hurts!
I want global genicide!

I AM GOD

All hail the almighty me!

The Mid-day Cowboy

"I ain't a for real cowboy... But I am one hell of a stud."
--midnight cowboy--

MVP & MR. D

The cousins