Sunday, March 18, 2007

ARLENE'S GROCERY

I am the butcher
Girl on girl, it's always funOne beer enter, no beers leaveFirst Anna...And then Lauren, I must be delicious
Before the vodka and redbulls started flowing
Anna from the block
Statues of Liberty (good show)
I wish they were naked and it was pudding
I like pudding

MR. JIMMY'S B'DAY

Uncle Jimmy wants you!
Too big or not big enough?
What a couple of honky'sYes, this is my wangThat's one sweet ass chopperWondering who all these weird people are
JIMMY HELTON $$$ ALL BUSINESSToo much cute for one roomModerately priced pimpin'
That's actually a shot glass, she's just really little

Saturday, March 03, 2007

THE END OF BEARDUARY AT HAPPY CORP

The Happy Corp man
A ghetto style barber shop
Tell me about the deer ClariceI see shock but where's the awe?
This is the kind of broad you marryDippyLather, rinse, repeatHow you doin'?
Black Donnelly & Red RussoMy mustache sense is tingling
Shaving your head at a party, good times, good timesHe looks angry. I wonder whyI think Akane's brother might be gayThis dude shaves too fastGet down, get funkyThis guy really doesn't like his stacheAnother soldier for the causeI'm ready for my close upSelf explanatoryC.C.R. is always a gentlemanWhat have I done? My face feels nakedDirections to the bathroom