Saturday, December 16, 2006

WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!

This is how I went to work the other day.
They're not even close. I suck.

THE BUTCHER

Me and one of my alter egos.
Gently, gently now. That's it, right there.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

A YEAR OF KNOWING GEERNAERT pt.2

I MUST CRUSH!
Anthony Geernaert professional photographer & fancy man.
This bitch really is venomous.
What a couple of douche nozzles.
Double fisting is cool only while you're doing it, then it hurts.
Magic vibro fingers.What a knob gobbler.
Mrs. Geernaert
Hanging on by a fish killing, seagull strangling thread.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
this drunkard is about to fall.

A YEAR OF KNOWING GEERNAERT pt.1

Welcome to the gourmet goomba show.
Old English 800. My kinda lady.
Oh my lord, is that finger golden?
Practice makes perfect.
Why the fuck are you so happy?
How about a nice hot cup of faggot?
Clinging to life.
Even he's surprised he's drinking the Cobra.Big brother/little brother
who gets the top bunk?
You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
but you can't pick your friends nose.
No, they are not retarded. I think.

Friday, November 03, 2006

PB WOLF & MADLIB SHOW FUCKIN' ROCKED

"I got two guns, one for each of ya."
MVP and his P I N THuh?
I wouldn't trust either of them with my McnuggetsI she actually getting jiggy? That's weird

HALLOWEEN 2006

Did somebody say sponge bath?
"Pour champagne on a honeybee..."
Paging nurse Kodani
This is just plain creepyMVP wants to take your temperature...rectallyImagine taking this little lady home at last callGay or straight..........................out of a man's ass?Three's Company 06'
Please don't put those fingers....OW! I mean heeeey.
How'd you like to have these legs wrapped
around your head like a feedbag?

Monday, October 23, 2006

PONGSRI THAI RESTAURANT IN CHINATOWN

Those are some lucky ass white boys.

Is he happy cause she's mad or is she mad cause he's happy?

Sexy little J porn star.

Not the only thing to dribble down her chin that night.

Little Jimmy's pet mole.

THE AFTER PARTY THAT ALMOST KILLED ME

The hostess with the mostest.
The genesis of the apocalypse.
Tea and Shochu for junior.


Jim Helton is "The Mole Molester".

A big shiny red mandrill monkey ass.

Jim helton is "The Cheez Whisperer".
Chibi Hentai and his next victim.
Mr. Whitefolkes and his new ho catcher.Girl on girl on girl... and me on me.
What a sad man I am.